It’s been a GREAT day so far, with oil fueling the fire of my short-sale profits. Unrelated to that, a reader brought the stock FIZZ to my attention. It has, as you can see, been ascending mightily, and yesterday, for the first time ever, I decided to short it. So far, so good! I got lucky.

And on another totally unrelated note, gold is really sucking out loud (and is the 3,789nd prediction that our friends in Gainesville have blown with their ridiculous religion posing as technical analysis, since they declared gold would roar to $1350 first). Time for a new wave count, eh, fellas?