Facebook (FB) has, against all odds, become just about the most reliable, stable, always-making-new-highs stock since Amazon (AMZN) came onto the scene. It’s actually pretty shocking to witness, since irrespective of market conditions, Team Zuck just keeps soaring.

Remember this brilliant bit of journalism from four years ago? It was written the exact same month and year of its lifetime low. The stock has climbed nearly seven-fold since.